Oh! Going to Bali in June?!?! Gonna wear a pink 80’s bikini every day! Hay! Topless! Life ur my babe

These panties r the best!!!! High waisted oooooh yzzzzzz

foodchewer:

im tired of everything and i want money

My bartender made me wear his overalls and I got invited to a threesome t work 2 days
majortvjunkie:

I LOVE GUACAMOLE
breachtheclouds:

setbabiesonfire:

danielkiwi:

sailorhatesjane:

pantslessyoda:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

no words

oh…. 

That last part tho.

reblogging again

"I’m gonna tear your ass in two"
FUCKING DISGUSTING MEN IN THEIR UGLY CARS!!! I CAN’T EVEN SAY SOMETHING BACK CUS YOU’RE ALREDY GONE!!! I H8 THIS WORLD